I’m wearing a dress today because I couldn’t be bothered to put on pants.
[Side note: I’m of the camp that just can’t bear the thought of ending a sentence with a preposition. Hence “put on pants” not “put pants on.”]
No pants = no pockets, in this case. So, nowhere to hide my lighter and doorkey.
Except my bra.
Note to self: don’t put lighter back in aforementioned bra immediately after use.
[Side note again: I really like the word “aforementioned.”]