JR: I wonder how basketball players don’t get cramps. They have to just drink water, they can’t spit it out like baseball players or football players.
Me: I don’t know. Actually, I think I read something about that somewhere. A study was done. I can’t remember where I read it…anyway, basketball players don’t get cramps because they’re superior athletes. They’re better than baseball players.
JR: Oh yeah? Where did you read this study?
Me: I don’t know. A newspaper. The Wall Street Journal or something.
JR: The Wall Street Journal doesn’t have a sport section.
Me: They did this time.
JR: Were they doing a story on the price of NBA stock?
Me: Yeah, it was a special edition. A special sports edition.