You all who read this have really gotten off easy. You haven’t been subjected to a photojournalistic view of my pregnancy.
That time is over, my friend.
I’m sorry, let me get a little closer:
Yes. My feet. This is all the time. I drink a lot of water, and have cut back A LOT on my salt intake, but they’re still like this.
And, I’ve got excess Melatonin:
The back and sides of my neck, my belly button, and my armpits look like that. GROSS!
And the proverbial belly shot. Here I am at almost 36 weeks:
How’s THAT for birth control?