Tool: “Why can’t we not be sober? I just want to start this over.”
Me: …wait. What?!
JR: What?
Me: Why can’t we not be sober? What does that mean?
JR: It means they want to know why they’re sober.
Me: Why can’t we….not…I don’t understand.
JR: It’s a double negative. It means they’re sober.
Me: I don’t understand it. I seriously [...]
